Friday, June 20, 2008

Nobody does it better

When it's not warning Britons about the threats to their lives and liberties posed by foreigners, Eurocrats, feminists, and recycling, the Daily Mail is a very enjoyable paper indeed.

Why, just today, you could choose among the following fascinating stories.

'The incredible moment Sky TV presenter Kay Burley grabbed a rival by the throat and pinned her to a wall'

'The bikini-clad Cambridge student arrested for attacking spectator at jelly-wrestling match'

'It's 3.30am and Amanda Holden is still clubbing in her Ascot glad rags'

And the especially mysterious:

'Quirky Cameron Diaz reveals her unusually bumpy elbow'

I, for one, ladies and gentlemen, feel richly entertained.

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